scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

princelypaws:

*busts through the wall* i heard someone talking shit about cartoons

snazziest:

Condoms can’t protect against cooties

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

timelordparadise:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hyper-intelligent-shade-of-blue:

alexandriaknight:

OH MY GOD! THE DOCTOR QUOTED ALICE IN WONDERLAND

this is the guy who quoted the lion king while confronting the sycorax and says he’s a space gandalf 

He also used Harry Potter to fight off witches from space.

I really want him to say ‘companions. Assemble!’ one day

dietchola:

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

ray-ray-wifeyyy:

fuckyeahblackpinupgirls:

wendyss:

Ruby Bridges, the first African-American child to attend an all-white elementary school in the American South, escorted by U.S. Marshals dispatched by President Eisenhower for her safety. 14 November, 1960

Sometimes I like to take sometime to appreciate our history <3

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pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

h0odrich:

Clap back of the year goes to kourtney kardashian

Cosmo Sex Tip #2963

fagmobs:

Show your spontaneous side by giving him oral while he’s driving. Add a surprising twist by yanking the steering wheel and crashing into oncoming traffic.

Good ol’ Nine