guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
I am in like 100,000,000 fandoms and some may say it's unhealthy how much I am on the computer, but then again I eat snickers with peanut butter smothered on it so you tell me unhealthy ok.
Betty white is my spirit animal
Also i am 75% butter and sarcasm.
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*busts through the wall* i heard someone talking shit about cartoons
Condoms can’t protect against cooties
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
OH MY GOD! THE DOCTOR QUOTED ALICE IN WONDERLAND
this is the guy who quoted the lion king while confronting the sycorax and says he’s a space gandalf
He also used Harry Potter to fight off witches from space.
I really want him to say ‘companions. Assemble!’ one day
we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
Ruby Bridges, the first African-American child to attend an all-white elementary school in the American South, escorted by U.S. Marshals dispatched by President Eisenhower for her safety. 14 November, 1960
Sometimes I like to take sometime to appreciate our history <3
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no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname
am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr
Clap back of the year goes to kourtney kardashian
Cosmo Sex Tip #2963
Show your spontaneous side by giving him oral while he’s driving. Add a surprising twist by yanking the steering wheel and crashing into oncoming traffic.
Good ol’ Nine